Kid Delicious It Is

After 1200 votes, the Official Kevin Durant Nickname Extravaganza has come to a close. With no further ado, the Blowtorch presents to you:

KID DELICIOUS

Suggested by commenter "joejoejoe" way back when, Kid Delicious (appropriated from pool legend Danny Basavich) is both descriptive and name-associative: Kevin Durant - Kid Delicious.

Please join me, blogosphere, as we push Kid Delicious to heights unknown.

SEVEN HOURS

Get your votes in. Kid Delicious leads by a scant 8 votes with seven hours of voting remaining.

VOTE

BREAKING NEWS: SKEETS AND TAS PULL FOR KID DELICOUS

Here ye, here ye!

The esteemed Basketball Jones podcast has weighed in on The Official Kevin Durant Nickname Extravaganza (10:30-15:15).

Listen as these two Canucks put their formidable weight behind "Kid Delicious."

And yes, "Mr. Good Things" is a David Lee nickname. So if that wins, it won't actually be the winner and the next highest total will prevail. Take note that it was not a goathair suggestion. Also, "Kid Delicious" is a pool player, but not an NBA dude so it still stands.

The Official Kevin Durant Nickname Extravaganza

Yesterday's Kevin Durant nickname drive produced a wealth of great suggestions. You'll see on the right a poll to coronate Mr. Kevin Durant with a shiny, new nickname that will catapult him to great fame. So please, go vote. If there is anything that is particularly egregious, I'll add it as a choice.