News

Here's the most important things that happened over the weekend.

• The Pope died, but you already new that. You might not have known that the funeral is Friday. Also, the only thing anyone knows about the next Pope is that he won't be from the U.S.A. Probably because we love invading other countries.
• In slightly less important news, Neil Young has been hospitalized after suffering a brain aneurysm. He'll probably just write a really wicked sweet album about it.
• Sin City was deservedly Number 1 at the box office. Sadly, that is probably the most we will see of Jessica Alba.
• I bought the new Beck album with the DVD. It owns.

Now it's time to watch what should be a terrific NCAA championship game.