100th Post

As you can see, this is my 100th post. So here are the first 100 things I think of:

1. It's going to take a long time to type out 100 things.
2. Especially if I keep spelling "going" as "giong."
3. I don't really like the Houston rap scene, but the song on Kanye West's album ('Drive Slow') is pretty good.
4. I listened to 'Golddigger' three times on the radio yesterday with my mom, sister and boo. My mom turned it up loud every time.
5. 'Golddigger' is really fun to listen to with three girls.
6. My cat Foo is fat.
7. She would look hilarious with a mohawk.
8. I can't believe I have at least 2 white beard hairs, but I guess they match my white chest hair.
9. I'll probably be complelely grey by 38.
10. Little Debbie's are tasty.
11. My beard gets itchy sometimes.
12. I like when some people say 'scratchy' instead of 'itchy.'
13. Today is my 7/12ths birthday.
14. What are eye crusties made of?
15. My mom (and therefore, my whole family) calls eye crusties 'sleep?' i.e. You have sleep in your eyes.
16. The Orbit at Great America is still very fun even though I fit horribly in it.
17. I finally exceeded a ride height restriction at Great America, but I still went on the ride. Not terribly comfortable.
18. I like my boo's pink shirt.
19. I need to trim my chest hair. White one included.
20. It looks like a nice day outside today. I hope it is.
21. I have a test tonight, but I'd much rather watch the football games.
22. If the Saints won the Super Bowl, that would be pretty awesome.
23. My text-messaging can be a little suspect sometimes.
    
24. My shoulders are kind of sore.
25. As is my back.
26. Brody Dalle and Josh Homme are a VERY rock and roll couple.
27. They also both have rogue 'E's at the end of their last names.
28. I like the word 'rogue' as an adjective.
29. My teeth need a brushing after the Fancy Cakes I just ate.
30. I don't know why they are called Fancy Cakes.
31. I have to study for a test today.
32. I'll probably take a nap first though.
33. I also need a shower, fo shizzle.
34. My mom thinks Snoop Dogg is ugly, but I always tell people she loves him.
35. Cucumbers are weird when they aren't thinly sliced for sandwich placement.
36. 100 is a lot!
37. I wonder what Hansen did Saturday night after we left.
38. I like tuna sandwiches.
39. My sister made really good strawberry jam.
40. I may enjoy a peanut butter and Mackenzie Kerby strawberry jam sandwich later.
41. I've never seen the light patch of hair on my head really. Because it's on the back of my head.
42. My mom says it looks like a Nike swoosh.
    
43. From what I've seen in the mirror, I disagree.
44. I'm surprised Nike hasn't branded hair cuts.
45. Branded leads to Marlon Brando.
46. Marlon Brando leads to the Godfather.
47. The Godfather is my favorite movie of all time.
48. Part Two is really good too.
49. Part Three, not so much.
50. What exactly does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?
51. I bet it isn't too great.
52. More than 1/2 way done.
53. If anyone actually reads all of these I'll be pleasantly surprised.
54. And impressed.
55. I don't really care though because I like blogging.
56. I like the word blogging.
57. Blogging.
58. I often misspell the word 'blog' as 'bliog.'
59. 'Bliog' sounds like a Snoop word for 'blog.'
60. There were 7 instances of 'blog' in the previous four thoughts.
61. Four Tet.
62. Intonation festival.
63. the Revolution.
64. Jerry Poro
65. It's amazing how the human mind works.
66. I like that feeling you get on rides where your stomach falls out.
67. My mom and sis call that the 'tudelo drop.'
68. That sounds both racy and comical.
69. Racy is a funny word to see on a screen.
70. My feet are hot.
71. And a little bit in pain.
72. Yes, I will allow comments on this post.
73. I hope the MTV Battlegrounds streetball thing is good.
74. I also hope that the Chicago team wins it.
75. My knuckles are crackity.
76. Crack, crack, crackity Jones.
77. I love the Pixies.
78. I can't wait for Arcade Fire.
79. Or Wolf Parade.
80. And I expect that Bell(e?) Orchestra will be pretty good.
81. I like playing the drums on my legs or the legs of those around me.
82. I do not like the Nick LoGalbo X-Treme Leg Squeeze that happens when something bad happens while he plays video games.
83. X-Treme Carl is an awesome nickname.
84. Almost finished with the 100.
85. It has taken 21 minutes thus far.
86. Thus seems like such an old-fashioned word.
87. Now that I'm done fretting about what to do with the 100th post I can go back to regular posting.
88. I can't think of anything.
89. That's not good because I need 10 more thoughts.
90. If I don't get an A on this test tonight I'm an idiot.
91. Anatomy was one of my top 5 favorite classes at BU.
92. I like Patty Pascoe as a teacher too.
93. I like to make top 5 lists.
94. Possibly because of High Fidelity.
95. Jack Black is usually funny.
96. Shallow Hal is the exception.
97. Proper grammatical formatting makes things look more well done.
98. Jack Black didn't have a beard or long hair in Shallow Hall or Envy, two of his worst movies. Coincidence? I think not.
99. His real name can't be Jack Black.
100. Finally, finished!

Thanks for indulging that vain exercise, but I felt I needed to do something 100 related for the 100th Blowtorch post.