I Refuse to Quote "The Warriors"

5 Reasons I Wholly Support the Golden State Warriors:
1. Baron Davis’ beard is UNREAL.

2. Their starting line-up consists of 2 point guards, 2 shooting guards, and a small forward. That’s like a ridiculous NBA Live team you throw out when you’re going for two bills.

3. Judging by appearance, Don Nelson is drunk during the games.
4. Andres Biedrins is likely a Russian assassin. Dude looks straight lethal. Not to mention he’ll be All-Defense within 3 years.

5. Adonal Foyle.