Setting: the Chicago Bulls locker room after their most recent loss to the Orlando Magic.
Joakim Noah: Run dat beat, V.
Viktor Kryhapa plays instrumental to “Things Done Changed.”
Uh. Uh. I like this. Jo-No, baby. I’m a murda this man.
Joakim Noah begins rapping
Big Ben Wallace
Joakim Noah: Run dat beat, V.
Viktor Kryhapa plays instrumental to “Things Done Changed.”
Uh. Uh. I like this. Jo-No, baby. I’m a murda this man.
Joakim Noah begins rapping
Big Ben Wallace
Pig pen wallets
Dude washed up
Career done, I call it
Ben Wallace: IS THAT THAT RAPPING MUSIC TRASH AGAIN?
JN: continues rapping:
Spit hot fire
Like Omar from the Wire
Ol' Ben Wallace
Got Scott Skiles fired
BW: Dadgummit! I say turn down that noise pollution! Waaaiiiittt….what’d he say?
JN: continues rapping, now in Ben Wallace’s face
BW: Dadgummit! I say turn down that noise pollution! Waaaiiiittt….what’d he say?
JN: continues rapping, now in Ben Wallace’s face
Yeah I said it
Had to be said
All up in your dome
Like that band on your head
Tyrus Thomas: OH SNAP!
BW: Youngin’ just plucked the wrong rooster.
JN: Ha ha! It’s ya boy!
BW: shoves Joakim Noah
You better watch your mouth, young man. Have some respect.
Luol Deng: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. There must be some sort of agreement that we can reach, with regards to the hip-hop and/or rap music.
JN: Your hair is stupid.
BW: Your hair is stupid.
JN: Ain’t what yo momma said LAST NIGHT!
TT: OH SNAP!
Adrian Griffin: …..kids.
Tyrus Thomas: OH SNAP!
BW: Youngin’ just plucked the wrong rooster.
JN: Ha ha! It’s ya boy!
BW: shoves Joakim Noah
You better watch your mouth, young man. Have some respect.
Luol Deng: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. There must be some sort of agreement that we can reach, with regards to the hip-hop and/or rap music.
JN: Your hair is stupid.
BW: Your hair is stupid.
JN: Ain’t what yo momma said LAST NIGHT!
TT: OH SNAP!
Adrian Griffin: …..kids.
