A World Gone Mad

I'm pretty sure the world is going crazy right now. It all started with the Fire Alarm Fiasco 2005. Dr. Mascarenhas made the rule that if someone pulled the fire alarm during our organic chemistry lab final that we would stop taking the final and count our lowest quiz grade two and a half times as the final. Lo and behold, said fire alarm got pulled. So that's great. And now after trolling the internets I have been finding the weirdest stories.

Weirdest Street Cred Ever

• Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney got married? What happened to Jack White?
• Natalie Portman shaved her head? She's too pretty for that, but at least its just for a movie.
• There is an Orgasm Day?
• Brad Pitt is moving to London to be with Angelina Jolie? That's quick. It must be the wild animal sex.
• Heidi Klum and Seal are getting married? Seal? Are you kidding me? Heidi Klum is a SUPERMODEL!!!! Seal sang "Kiss From a Rose."