Friend: "Hey Trey, when did you get that PT Cruiser?"Just like someone who met their husband or wife on a show like Elimidate, this scenario is awkward and will NEVER happen. But that's totally fine, because I don't want to a)have to buy a gun or b)have to shoot my friends. Oh well, I'll just stick to enjoying my free pops and/or buying one and getting one free.
Me: "Oh, about a month ago. I won the Mountain Dew cap game thing."
Friend: "Really?!?! How???"
Me: "I think its obvious, I opened the pop that I planned on drinking."
Trey fires shot at friend's kneecap in retaliation for being 154th person to ask these questions
Street Cred
- The Strokes are done with their third album. Sounds like it'll be a little bit of a move in a different direction, which is good. I also like seedless watermelon.
- This guy loves mixtapes as much as I do, but he'll probably tell you he loves them more. (courtesy of Whatevs)
- Though she tried to play the "tough" girl in the Charlie's Angels movies, Cameron Diaz got beat up by a model. (courtesy of PItNB)
- Headline: Director says Lohan's breasts weren't touched Trey's thoughts: "yeah, right"
- Something happened with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?
- There is absolutely no way that this is true.
- Jessica Alba is on the cover of Rolling Stone looking absolutely gorgeous.