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Friday, April 18, 2008

The Weakest Link: Atlanta Hawks

Someone, possibly Vito Corleone once said, “A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.” I don’t really get what that means, but as the playoffs approach, El Blowtorch will be profiling the worst player on each team’s roster. Then, the players will face off in a simulated one-on-one game of NBA 2K8 if it’s available at Video Villa. Obviously, this will provide the in-depth analysis needed to predict the winners for each playoff series. Up next, the Atlanta Hawks and Mario West…

Here's a list of guys with the last name West that I can think of off the top of my head (no Googling):
Adam West - Batman
Kanye West - rapper
Jerry West - logo
David West - basketball player
Doug West - basketball player
Mark West - basketball player
the direction West - a cardinal direction

Sorry, Mario. I don't know you. And after this year's playoffs, I don't think that's going to change.


Fun Facts:
Won the 2007 collegiate dunk contest...was drafted by the Harlem Globetrotters...left leg is a full 2 inches longer than right leg...is an accomplished tap dancer who has performed in Off-Broadway productions...favorite television show is "2 and a Half Men"

Proof That Mario West is a Basketball Player in the NBA: