Someone, possibly Hernando Cortez, once said, “A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.” I don’t really get what that means, but as the playoffs approach, El Blowtorch will be profiling the worst player on each team’s roster. Then, the players will face off in a simulated one-on-one game of NBA 2K8 if it’s available at Video Villa. Obviously, this will provide the in-depth analysis needed to predict the winners for each playoff series. Up next, the Houston Rockets and Mike Harris…
“Who is Mike Harris?” you might ask. Truthfully, I don’t really know. Supposedly he is a forward. Supposedly he attended Rice University, but as we all know, Rice is a food and not a university. Good try, “Mike Harris.”
His NBA player profile doesn’t have a picture of him. Basketball Reference has no record of “mike harris” or “michael harris” in the history of the NBA. However, a Google image search turns up a couple of pictures, but they are likely fakes.
From this evidence it is easy to determine the truth: Mike Harris is a hit man for the United States government.
Fun Facts:
Member of Treadstone project…skilled in more than 50 martial arts…has completed more than 270 missions, both domestically and abroad…favorite food is peanuts…has finished coursework for a master’s degree in hotel management
Proof That Mike Harris Knows Karate and That He is Not for Purchase:
“Who is Mike Harris?” you might ask. Truthfully, I don’t really know. Supposedly he is a forward. Supposedly he attended Rice University, but as we all know, Rice is a food and not a university. Good try, “Mike Harris.”
His NBA player profile doesn’t have a picture of him. Basketball Reference has no record of “mike harris” or “michael harris” in the history of the NBA. However, a Google image search turns up a couple of pictures, but they are likely fakes.
From this evidence it is easy to determine the truth: Mike Harris is a hit man for the United States government.
Fun Facts:
Member of Treadstone project…skilled in more than 50 martial arts…has completed more than 270 missions, both domestically and abroad…favorite food is peanuts…has finished coursework for a master’s degree in hotel management
Proof That Mike Harris Knows Karate and That He is Not for Purchase:
