Joakim Noah has bonky hair

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie previews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.

Joakim Noah

Strengths: high energy, good passer, bonky hair, really annoying to play against

Weaknesses: shoots a curveball jumper, bonky hair, REALLY annoying period

NBA comparison (best-case): Dennis Rodman, plus a little offense

NBA Comparison (worst-case): Jerome Williams

NBA Comparison (most likely): Tyson Chandler