Spencer Hawes is tremendously boring looking

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie previews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.

Spencer Hawes

Strengths: good passer, solid post moves, decent jumper

Weaknesses: soft as a bag of cotton, named Spencer, denies global warming

NBA comparison (best-case): Brad Miller

NBA comparison (worst-case): Chris Mihm

NBA comparison (most likely): Vlade Divac

Why do the Kings love soft, white centers who are decent passers?